My Daughter’s a Jerk

The Johnson’s

Fan. My daughters a fan of The Jerk. There is something so heart warming and wonderful about watching someone acquire good great taste.

The other night I sat down and turned on The Jerk. My daughter immediately got up to leave. I said whoa! This here’s a classic. She rolled her eyes at me, sat down and whipped out her cell phone to start texting. And then the first line was uttered in the movie by Steve Martin:

“I was born a poor black child.”

She looked over at me like she heard something she wasn’t supposed to. I smiled. She was hooked. We watched Navin Johnson grow into a man. We watched him learn how to dance and keep rhythm. We learned about one man’s hatred for cans. We met Sh!thead. We saw the Opti-Grab be born. We sang “I’m picking out a thermos for you!”

And now all she wants for her birthday is a paddle game. And this remote control. And these matches. And this lamp. And this chair for sure. And that’s all she needs.

Color me proud.

About Zero Brass

Don't Worry About It

One response to “My Daughter’s a Jerk”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: