PC Version – Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Toby Kieth)

(Sing-A-Long with the video!!)

Citizens of the world and inhabitants of Earth
We’ll be socially conscientious
We’ll gladly tax the rich for all their worth
We’ll minimize our carbon footprint
And make all our ribbons be pink
So we can drive a Prius home
And our farts won’t stink

My sperm donor fought in an evil war
Where karma took his right eye
And since we are progressive thinkers
We had him euthanized
He wanted my life partner, my agnostics, my vegans and me
To grow up and be a prisoner
Of a corrupt society

Now this planet that I love
Has fallen under attack
A toxic cloud of poison and pollution
Is globally warming us to death
Soon as we can stop the addiction
To fuel and electricity
We will surrender the whole world
To scholars smarter than me

Mr. Al Gore
Taught me that I am melting the poles
And now all the kids get trophies
Equality saves their souls
And a New World Order
It’s for mankind’s good
You shouldn’t eat anything
That is able to “moo”
And it smells like hippies and incense are surrounding you
Brought to you courtesy of a politically correct world

Social justice will be served
And the right wingers will rage
This tolerant generation
Will erase our parents mistakes
And you’ll be thrilled that you are living
In the P.C. of A.
‘Cause now you’ll get a boot in the ass
If your God enters this place

Mr. Al Gore
Taught me that I am melting the poles
And now all the kids get trophies
Equality saves their souls
And a New World Order
It’s for mankind’s good
You shouldn’t eat anything
That is able to “moo”
And it smells like hippies and incense are surrounding you
Brought to you courtesy of a politically correct world

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