Halloween Jokes

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They are horrible and cheesey and lame. You know you want to read them.


Q. What does the devil keep between his legs?
A. Great balls of fire.

Q. Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts?
A. Because they have big boo-bies!

Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A. A handful of sheet!

Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A. They suck!

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? 

A. Scream or sugar!

Q. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?
A. Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha!)

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