Halloween Jokes 2

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They are horrible and cheesey and lame. You know you want to read them.



Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A.Steak

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. Where did the ghost get it’s hair done?
A: At the boo-ty shop.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the whenwolves.

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