Naughty Halloween Jokes

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Top Ten Halloween Things That Sound Dirty
10. She’s a goblin.
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag… Oh! your having a great night.
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She’s got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I’ll show you my Zag Nuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff.
And the number one Halloween thing that sounds dirty but isn’t is…
1. He’s got candy spread out on the floor.

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