Ten Signs You Are Mormon Parents

Top ten signs you are an LDS parent. Because labeling is fun and educational!

– You have a stack of skinny clothes and a pile of pre-garment clothes.

– You get upset when you hear your child say ‘freaking’.

– You fantasize about working in the yard in tank tops.

– You have settled fights over which kid gets to say the blessing for dinner.

– You wrestled internally if you had enough religious pictures in your home.

– Your final argument to a teenager is The Holy Ghost Goes To Bed At Midnight.

– You forced the family to watch Singles Ward.

– Your kids think OMG stands for Oh My Gosh.

– Church starts at 11am. You’re proud of making it by 11:05am. No matter how early you get up.

– You watch Sister Wives and wonder. . .

 Other LDS posts can be found HERE.

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