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4th Of July Dump

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Creepy Easter Bunnies

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St. Patrick’s Day Is Racist

St. Patrick’s Day is coming up. You know, the holiday where we celebrate the Irish (I think)? Well I think it’s time we stopped it. It is nothing but a crude stereo type carried on by the 1% and evil corporations and probably FOX News. Because who else could be so blatantly racist and ignorant to the feelings of a whole race of gingers?

How do you prove that St. Patrick’s Day is racist? Simple. You wouldn’t celebrate Black History Month the way you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Just imagine. . .

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2011 Halloween Posts

Here is the link to 2011’s Halloween posts. RIGHT HERE!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Naughty Halloween Jokes

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Top Ten Halloween Things That Sound Dirty
10. She’s a goblin.
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag… Oh! your having a great night.
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She’s got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I’ll show you my Zag Nuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff.
And the number one Halloween thing that sounds dirty but isn’t is…
1. He’s got candy spread out on the floor.

Halloween Jokes 2

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They are horrible and cheesey and lame. You know you want to read them.



Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A.Steak

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. Where did the ghost get it’s hair done?
A: At the boo-ty shop.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the whenwolves.

Halloween Pictures 2

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