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They Played My Song

Go ahead and get your rainbow colored Oreo’s out, because this is about to get ghey. I have, what I believe to be, fantastic taste in music. I can appreciate most music, I can tell you what classic songs the pop charts are stealing sampling. I have a collection ranging from the 50’s to today. I love music. I make killer mix CD’s. That is a well known fact that you can be jealous of. But one thing that I can’t hide is my unabashed love for fabulous songs.

I love to bash on 99% of the crap passed as music anymore. It is a passion. But for a good two years during the time I was helping make babies, at the end of every CD I made, was Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Since U Been Gone’. Here’s the video –

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Stanley Steemer

Dragon Baby – Best Video Ever

This is my new favorite video.

This is how he made it

Fast Five – Best Movie Of 2011

Some people give advice or list stuff they will change next year for their end of year posts. Not me. I want everyone to feel the love of the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Best movie of the year? Fast Five. Sit back and watch me wax this homo-erotic movie to a manly shine. After watching Ocean’s 11, the producers of Fast Five must of wondered how do you make George Clooney staring at Brad Pitt while he eats non-stop in every scene any gheyer? Maybe a sweaty wrestler coming between Vin Diesel and Paul Walkers’ sexual tension? And Fast Five was born.

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Maybe You Shouldn’t Live Here

I have never seen this movie, but now, I have to. This clip is INTENSE.

The movies name is Taffin, and my wife can expect me to be saying this for the rest of the month at the top of my lungs.

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Every Swear Word In Sign Language

Every swear word in American Sign Language. You know it was bound to happen.

Dr. Suess VS Shakespeare Rap Battle

The Dr. Suess vs Shakespeare Rap Battle.

Amazing!

Saved By The Bell – Final Destination

Greatest Video Ever? Yes.

Saved By The Bell gets a Final Destination remake.

PC Version – Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Toby Kieth)

(Sing-A-Long with the video!!)

Citizens of the world and inhabitants of Earth
We’ll be socially conscientious
We’ll gladly tax the rich for all their worth
We’ll minimize our carbon footprint
And make all our ribbons be pink
So we can drive a Prius home
And our farts won’t stink

My sperm donor fought in an evil war
Where karma took his right eye
And since we are progressive thinkers
We had him euthanized
He wanted my life partner, my agnostics, my vegans and me
To grow up and be a prisoner
Of a corrupt society

Now this planet that I love
Has fallen under attack
A toxic cloud of poison and pollution
Is globally warming us to death
Soon as we can stop the addiction
To fuel and electricity
We will surrender the whole world
To scholars smarter than me

Mr. Al Gore
Taught me that I am melting the poles
And now all the kids get trophies
Equality saves their souls
And a New World Order
It’s for mankind’s good
You shouldn’t eat anything
That is able to “moo”
And it smells like hippies and incense are surrounding you
Brought to you courtesy of a politically correct world

Social justice will be served
And the right wingers will rage
This tolerant generation
Will erase our parents mistakes
And you’ll be thrilled that you are living
In the P.C. of A.
‘Cause now you’ll get a boot in the ass
If your God enters this place

Mr. Al Gore
Taught me that I am melting the poles
And now all the kids get trophies
Equality saves their souls
And a New World Order
It’s for mankind’s good
You shouldn’t eat anything
That is able to “moo”
And it smells like hippies and incense are surrounding you
Brought to you courtesy of a politically correct world

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